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I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate

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Well how do you think I feel

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fair enough

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(574): View more from Indiana

he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."

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(514): View more from Quebec

She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self

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(319): View more from Iowa

I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.

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(775): View more from Nevada

It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom

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(647): View more from Ontario

The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads

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