hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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