He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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