Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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