brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Let's paint friendship bongs
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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