sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
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