I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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