What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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