dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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