two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
