When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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