he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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