Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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