Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
someone owes me an orgasm
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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