Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
