So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize