He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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