should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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