susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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