Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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