sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
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