i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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