you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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