Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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