direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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