Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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