Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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