i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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