So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize
