he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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