Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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