Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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