i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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