she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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