he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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