eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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