Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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