i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
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