Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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