Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
