you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
third nipple confirmed
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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