Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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