I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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