I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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