nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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