You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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