i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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