He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I'm passing your future prison.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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