No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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