I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
She even gives head with a lisp.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I party with great urgency now.
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