It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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