Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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