youre lurking in front of me
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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