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You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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