Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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