dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
We're using joints as your birthday candles
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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