My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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