Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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