Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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